I only thought of that song because we were having wings...which made me think of a wing man..which, in turn, didn't really seem like the most apropos topic for a food blog...but, since chickens have wings and they lay eggs..I thought we could talk about one of THE greatest albums of all times...Paul's Boutique..can we get at least a little finger clap for the Beastie Boys???? Well...we should really move along..I have to work in the morning (allow the crying to commence....) I would much prefer not work, but wouldn't we all????
"'Tis a causeless fantasy, is it not, Mama????? Perhaps we should be a little more pragmatic, no???"
Sesame Speckled Sticky Wing Components: Wings, Soy Sauce, Sesame Oil, Ginger, Honey and Garlic...
We had special wings...kinda like me...but special in the bad way...not the good way, unfortunately...
Time to create the marinade...begin with soy sauce....we have a series of 'action' shots...and I use that term 'action' quite loosely..the world of a food blogger can be rather daunting..hahahahahahahaha..I am SO kidding...I need to get out a little more often, IMHO...is it THAT obvious????
Add some sesame oil...can you feel the pressure mounting...just like the big banks and the municipal bonds....the anticipation is gargantuan in size...hahahahaha...again, I kid...although now I really wish I could turn up Paul's Boutique...
Rope a dope...the newest in new...we're kicking the new k-nowledge...the sound of science....
add some honey...sorry..I was wayyyy off track..I blame those Beastie Boys...it's totally their fault..as I am never unfocused...nope...
Marinate your wings...They remained whole..for presentation purposes..although raw chicken is possibly the grossest thing ever...visually speaking, of course...I'm still trying to figure out why I posted this photo..maybe just because..that's my best excuse...and I am lacking a better word....After they have spent some time in the marinade...roast at 425 for about 30 minutes..
"Hey, Ladies...check out those abs on Puck..be still my little heart...I may just faint in the kitchen...perhaps he can carry me home tonight! hahahahahahahaha"
Yellow Rice..well...it is delish.and I may just be saying this because I've had two waffles in the past two days..yeah...that's about it...no blogging typically equals no cooking..which means no eating....you'll need some butter, chicken stock and a carrot for your rice..it's like the MacGyver of rice dishes...hahahahahahaha...someone got a paper clip and a rubber band....we could totally blow something up with that..or at least be on the 6 o'clock news....!!!!
Saute your rice...
Continue to add chicken stock and simmer....while the wings roast in the oven...
"Hey baby won't you look my way......I am awfully cute and such..."
The final wings...ugh..stupid ghetto cam....
I told myself earlier...don't use the square plate...it's not going to work, yet I used the square plate...I really need to learn to not listen to myself...proceed to sprinkle with scallions and sesame seeds...honestly, this was one of the tastiest dishes I have made...but I am filled with absolute disappointment on the plating....those square plates, and ghetto cam need to just go...good riddance..I am sure they have had the time of their life...hahahahaha..who wouldn't..especially here! hahahhahahaha...only chainsaw jugglers need answer that question...
Well...we worked very hard today so we wouldn't have to work tonight..and I somehow feel it was all for nothing..as their is still more work to be done...isn't that sad in addition to being a conundrum of epic proportions??? I'm still stuck on the whole drama thing...sorry..again...I blame the causeless fantasy...oh, and Paul's Boutique..maybe a little AWOLnation and a tiny bit of Pierre Bouvier...but..I am merely guessing at this point...again, we are working on getting out more...go make some wings....and rice...they were delicious...remember..everybody talks...tooo much...;-)
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