"Oh, Mama...Turn it UP!!! I love that song, oh, and cute boys..too!!! I hope we're stuck on I-5 ALL DAY!! hahahahahaha...."
"Mama...it is probably time to stop..although that Mark Salling does have awfully sweet hands...and a pretty sweet face...I'm sure we could have some good times...merely an observation, of course....But hurry it up and bring me back a bone!"
I did run an errand or two..which did include a trip to, none other than, The Fred Meyer...I found this mini tea set!
Thirteen pieces of 'fun'...merely for play only..not to be used for cooking...hahahahaha...that part cracked me up...what on earth would I cook in a teacup of that size??? Again...I probably should schedule a meeting with this Houston-based FunTastic Toy Company...we have a few things in which we should discuss....Mainly, how I can acquire a job as a package writer...hahahahaha...for their 'toys,' of course....I would excel in that field...fo' sho'!
It was Friday night....which means we were in our pajamas by 5:30...it does get dark rather early...no one notices..nope..and it IS the west side..shhhhh...and if they do... my big, fuzzy blue boots distract them....That means one thing..we had TONS of extra time on our hands...that IS what happens to GIGANTIC nerds on the west side with zero plans...you can have tea parties with pigs sporting purple gingham underpants...was THAT on your bucket list??? It was mine....and..for the record....check and check..it has been crossed off..soooo SNAP! hahahahahahaa...We probably should have had a martini party instead...perhaps I would not have been so bitter...not that I'm bitter and such...I just probably would have been happier...
Again...as usual, we have gotten so far off track...our meal..rather impromptu..I won't lie..as I never lie..I wasn't planning on cooking tonight, however circumstances changed...which made me want to run to McDonald's for a Big Mac and Fries..then I thought about how utterly horrible that would have made me feel..for a variety of reasons...so I made my own version...differently...it was deconstructed...kinda, sorta...
'Secret' Sauce...I still laugh uncontrollably about that...hahahahahahhaa....nothing secret about 1000 Island Dressing, no???? Victoria has WAY better secrets..tisk-tisk...however, there is nothing confidential about what sits atop the 'beef' on your Big Mac...They may try to be elusive...but, they aren't really doing a great job...just an observation...Oh..so I made my own...jeesh..my proclivity for wandering...Mayonnaise, Ketchup, Vinegar, Sweet Pickles, Sugar and Hard boiled egg...
THE MOST exciting you will probably ever see on the internet...well, for free..anyway..I don't charge...the climax of a Friday evening....the zenith...hahahaha..yeah...hard boiling an egg...you've hit rock bottom when you use the words 'climax' and 'hard boiled egg' in the same sentence..yup...I'm pretty sure about that...it really has to be on The Google...no doubt..or one of those FML websites..hahahahaha...
Mince up that egg you just hard boiled..and a few sweet pickles..again...dicing stuff is fun...I'll spare you my mincing jokes...it is late and I truly have exhausted them at this point...my gift to you this evening...I'm a giving kinda gal...ask anyone...teehee..
On an island in the sun...love that song....ta-da....1000 Island Dressing...Very easy to make, and it does taste a million times better than that from a bottle...trust me....
"So, Mama...no offense...but I don't trust you...I trust no one who wears giant blue fuzzy boots..nor do I trust those whom have tea parties with pigs sporting purple gingham underpants...sorry...it's just my policy..."
Again..she really is jealous of Paulette and she WISHES she had boots...I know it! Anyhoo...time to make a buffalo burger...it's your destiny...for tonight anyway...
Ground Buffalo, Pepper, Butter, Garlic Powder and a splash of cream...Mix it all up...Form a burger...it's natural...painless...
"Again, Mama....How can I politely address what is glaringly obvious...there's not a chance in h-e-double hockey sticks with Puck....hahahahaha..get it???? But, no..I am serious...and hungry...can we get this show on the road..."
She gets her sense of humor, or lack thereof from her Mama...hahahahaha..Nah...
Deconstructed Big Mac....Buffalo Burger atop baby lettuce with 1000 Island Dressing and a dill pickle...I made some oven fries...those photos hit the cutting room floor...ah...I sense a joke...I'll refrain...seriously, did you want to see a potato bake??? I'm sure you've already been scared for life after witnessing the hard boiling of my egg...again, I am thoughtful and considerate...
That's all I've got for a Friday night...tea parties with pigs....a sassy dog and some food...Yup...please don't cry...I didn't...go listen to Sweet Caroline, repeatedly ... especially the Glee version...and then dream about Mark Salling..again, if he's reading...I'll personally show him where he can put his hands....hahahaha...I am merely being jocular....an affliction of sorts....I'll stop...make a deconstructed Big Mac...it was rather tasty...then eat ever single piece of chocolate out of your Advent calendar....I have no patience...can't help myself...WIP, my friends....for lack of a better word and that's my best excuse! Have a great evening...and remember..this blog is not Anti-American...it's Anti-War...rock on Billie Joe....rock on....
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