"Oh, Mama..maybe you need one of those rally caps and such..it is superstitutious...but..heck...it may just work!"
I truly appreciate the fact she did put a little thought into this predicament...although it is way worse than she can imagine....yup...it totally is....
And being a secret detective with a super-cool criminal profiling kit did NOT make anything better...although, I am quite certain you find that hard to believe...heck, who doesn't desire everything one would need to make real police sketches...
Hahahahahaha...these were MY sketches..yeah...I'll keep my day job......hahahaha...
I did decide I'm getting a tattoo..Above is going to be my tattoo..right after I get it, which is going to be a Christmas present to myself...I plan on spending Christmas weekend in Vegas...I've never been there...so, why not???? I'll be here by myself..and that is TOTALLY boring...besides..what kind of trouble could a newly tattooed lone foodie get into in Vegas??? Yup...none..however, I do have a lawyer lined up...JIC...never hurts, no???
"Oh, Mama...for reals??? Can I come along??? Can I get a tattoo as well??? Puhleeese........"
Moving along...we had squash for dinner...and cod...a Meatless Monday, so to speak.....again, the trail to sheer and utter disappoint shall begin...although, doesn't my little squash look sweet under the tree....no time for names...oops...
Cut your nameless squash in half..scoop out the seeds...again, I did not save my seeds, as I probably should have..and I should have done a million other things..moving along...drizzle with olive oil, sprinkle with pepper and a little bit of brown sugar...bake for an hour...meanwhile...yeah..you DO know what is coming...the best part of your evening...the shaking of bootie...ah, yes...Green Day is back, baby..and with a vengeance...hmmmmm and ymmmm... and ummmmm...anything ending with lots of mmms..it rocks! for reals!!!! Throw up your hands!!!
"Oh, Mama...speaking of mmmmmmmmm...those cute boys...total mmmmm..yup"
Roasted Delicata Squash...Gorgeous is it not???
Minor distraction...I found this tonight...almost fell off my chair with laughter...I can totally post this, as Jeff doesn't read the blog...Back when I thought long hair was a 'good' idea...hahahah....a wedding we attended a couple of years ago at the Skamania Lodge..fabulous actually...wayyyyyy toooooooo much Maker's Mark consumed by all..for the record...Contrary to what you may think....it is possible to wrestle in that dress I am wearing..and I did so....with a bride's maid...looooooooooong story...and it involved a bouquet...I hate to lose!....I'll save that for some other time....regardless...hahahaha..I jest, as I always do!! Or maybe not...the ambiguity contiues.... ;-)
Cod, asparagus, delicata squash puree and balsamic...SEE..now you know why I used my smoke and mirrors to distract you with old photos and such...this was LAME...again..my slump..it does continue...For the record, it tasted rather delicious...I hated the plating..the fact I was too lazy to go shopping for food..and I really could go on and on...however, I promise I will stop..I have a proclivity for rambling..have you noticed??? Is it obvious???? hahahahahaha
So..as usual, I thank you for your patience..your endurance through this train wreck we call our life...hahahaha...we shall continue to solve important cases on the west side with our secret detective gear....and awesome boots..yup..we get lost in my mind..in addition to working on something that is actually worth eating...for reals! My proclivities aside and such....are we copastetic??? I hope, as we shall return...I almost loved you..I almost wished you would have loved me too...I almost had you...but I guess that doesn't cut it..I almost forgot to say something else...I almost wrote a song about you today, but I tore it all up and then I threw it away...Don't you worry about me....Sweet dreams!
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