"Umm...excuse me, Mama...not to be rude and such but I have seen your interpretation of 'chair dancing' and from my perspective, the words 'expert' and 'you' and 'chair dancing' should never, ever, ever be used in the same sentence! Just sayin'!"
She's just not nice...that's all I can say...I'm the best chair dancer on the west side..for reals! It's even on The Google...well, I may have put it there..but nonetheless...nah..I wouldn't do that..nor do I even know how to do that...you're lucky I can figure out how to blog...well, hahahahahahaha...maybe you're not all THAT lucky...perhaps you are, at this point, wishing I were inept in that regard as well...tisk-tisk..maladroit, one might say..which is an AWESOME Weezer CD BTW...and I know 'cause I am so totally BA!
This is a 'file' photo, so to speak...can you tell??? My legs weren't hairy, Felix the fan still was a member of the household and we had Crunch and Munch around...I suppose I am just being sentimental..but I miss all of those things...ahhhhhhhh...So does E.V.! To commemorate..tomorrow we're buying some Crunch and Munch! hahahahaha..I suppose if I had a chainsaw juggler or a warbler or a puck, then I just might consider shaving...but, at this point it really isn't worth the effort...tee-hee..nope..TMI, perhaps??? LOL
Arghhhh...again..I'm so way off track...we shall focus...we have food to cook, bootie to shake and music which deserves some attention...and in no particular order, my friends of the world wide web...This evening....are you comfortably seated??? I always like to check, as I do possess manners and can be polite when necessary...FYI, of course...hahahaa...Blue Cheese Stuffed Pork with Pear Sauce, Smashed Potatoes and Green Beans...heck, it's a Monday...you're lucky we ate! tisk-tisk...I'm totally serious...
Pork Loin, Butter, Garlic, Blue Cheese, Sherry and Pear...Nothing's Shocking on the West Side...and that WAS a great Jane's Addiction CD...I'm filled with helpful advice this evening...I can't help it...I must be all of that freakin' holiday cheer in which I possess...
I combined blue cheese with a little butter, garlic and pepper and proceeded to cut a pocket into the pork...p-p-p...it's all about the p's is it not..??? PUCK where are you??? Sweet Caroline.....I could use a good time.....puhleese.........tee-hee...
Your smashed potato components....fingerlings..butter..cream and cream cheese (which is critical..IMHO, of course)
Here are our beans...Things are moving at a rather accelerated pace this evening....I told you I was working on my focusing issue...I'm a woman of my word..yup...and aren't beans just beautiful???? They're SO terrifically tasty...and thin...and long...and...GREEN! You had to know where THIS was going, no??? And absolutely worthy of a World Tour..circa 2005, no doubt! Can I get another amen????? Fo' Sho'!!! It is the holiday, BTW..tee-hee...merely an observation...
I frizzled the beans in a frying pan...It was more of a saute...but I like that word frizzled...it reminds me of frazzled...and a majority of the time I am frazzled...just don't tell anyone..I'm sure no one EVER notices...nope..I hide it well..hahahahahaha...not really..I'm one derailment away from a wreck, of the train variety......shhhh...
"Oh, Mama..this is the dawning of the rest of our lives...and can I get a tattoo??? That Billie Joe is awfully cute and such...maybe he'll clean off this cream cheese I have on my face...like that mustard, it sorta itches...Hey, I'm an Armatage! And I insist on being a pessimist!"
The makings of pear sauce...I pan fried the pork (no photos...they are somewhere in cyberspace...I lose stuff all of the time..would you expect anything less from me at this point???) Add garlic, butter and sherry and then diced pears...continue to reduce...and shake some bootie....welcome to a new kind of tension..all across the alien nation...everything isn't ever meant to be OK...you'd better swallow your pride or your gonna choke on it...I ain't got no pride...obviously...tee-hee...
The finale...the meal...Blue Cheese stuffed Pork, Pear Sauce, Potatoes and Green Beans.. Personally I don't like this photo...So I shall make this plea...My Dear Santa Claus, when you bring me that Willis Coach bag, in Mahogany of course, will you put a new fancy-pants digital camera inside, along with some photography lessons??? I don't ask for much..and I am nice...I'm sure I have some karma points stored up and such...hahahahahaha...I tried!!
So, again, my friends of this thing called the interweb...I'm on a roll, I've got no self control, I don't know what I want...Well, I do..so fingers and toes crossed there is a Santa...and while I have no chimney nor pride..I hope he finds me..and delivers...talk is cheap and lies are expensive...today has been awesome, thanks to one awesome gal...Do as I say, not as I do..but only in certain situations....SO that means make this meal...But isn't it fun to be a walking contradiction??? I've got this knack...I won't go there...we'll save that for another time...I'm all wound up! Have a great evening! We'll come back, regardless of that keen feeling of annoyance in the pit of your stomach..But it will be fun! Trust me!! I never lie..it's too much work ! Hey, now..we've got to make it rain somehow!!!
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