Frankly, Scallop, I don't give a Clam!

Can I get an LOL..and maybe throw in an OMG...and I can so get away with that because, in case you forgot...and I am here to remind you..I am BA...but only IMHO...I'm so totally JK...IDK to where my mind just wandered...but it was fun...I suspect it was frolicking off in the land of acronym...in fields of daisies and sunflowers and tall grasses and such...I think I may have even skipped a bit...and was carrying a basket...where I did LMAO..maybe..it's unconfirmed...hahahahaha..I'll stop..although it IS fun!  And I so totally loved Gone With The Wind...so much that I could not resist the horribly horrific joke...Scarletts, scallops and clams and damns...it's all relative, is it not???  Joking aside..Margaret Mitchell should get a little finger clap, at least...heck, it can't be all that easy to win a Pulitzer..

"Oh, Mama...SMH..SMH...if I could so totally spontaneously combust right now..I would do so in a heartbeat...Anything to get outta here!!"

Again...we shall move along..I really need to work on my proclivity for wandering way off track...food was cooked...food was consumed....we're having a bit of a boy and toy dry-spell, so to speak...so no boys, nor toys were involved in this evening's blog...and I would never, ever think of combining the two...Yikes!  hahahahahahahaa..I AM SO kidding...about the combination of the two..not the dry-spell...just to clarify..soooo, anyhoo.....Scallop Piccata with Wilted Spinach and Angel Hair Pasta...

Scallops (coated with flour and wrapped in bacon), Lemon Juice, Capers, Sherry and Butter

Spinach, Pasta and Garlic...they go rather handsomely with scallops..not that I know anything about anyone whom may, or may not be handsome...I typically never, ever notice those sorts of things..nope...for reals!  hahahahahaha..

Sear your scallops...Two minutes on each side..much like a steak..Chuck Woolery-style...yup!

Once the scallops have been removed, deglaze with sherry..add butter, lemon juice and capers...the photos of these previously mentioned events, much to my chagrin, were utterly hideous..shocking, no???  I tried...WIP..my friends...total WIP...regardless..once you have added those other ingredients and did things such as deglaze...OH...now waiiiiiiiiit a minute...shake some bootie...it is a MUST...totally necessary...dinner will be a complete and total failure if you do not....can't keep my hands off you..especially when you're dressed to kill...LOL...Billie Joe and Puck!!  Where are you???

Once you have wilted your spinach add your cooked angel hair pasta...the pasta was named after me...yup..it's for reals...it's on The Google....light, thin...hahahahaha....that is SO untrue...I only wish..tee-hee...I made that up..can you tell???

"Oh, Mama...I'm dreamin' you don't exist..so please, go away!"

The final meal...Scallop Piccata...only we didn't have parsley...because I ALWAYS forget to buy parsley..and I forgot shallots, although I did have those..but, isn't it beautiful????  Have I piqued your interest..tisk-tisk..

So, um..yeah..three of the greatest words EVER...they can encompass a multitude of situations...tonight...we have embraced the fact it is a Wednesday...we continue to reside on the west side..we had zero jokes..well, maybe one or two...but..again, I shall move along...make an untraditional version of picatta...sassy girls rock like nothing else..as does Gone With The Wind..it has truly been a terribly long day..I look forward to tomorrow...With enough courage you can do without a reputation..Yup...and I so wanna play the cowbell like Will Ferrell...just sayin'!  G'night!