"Scone...'S gone....Vroommmm! Mama!! hahahahahahah..However, allow me to interject..we should probably get out just a tad more...no?????"
She does have a point...Once you reach scone jokes...there is no turning back.. and things wouldn't be all that bad had my scones been perfect....or if I had found the ideal toy at the Fred Meyer...today...epic failure..yup..well, I can continue to be shy and modest...sly, perhaps..it's fun! Like shaking bootie and wands...only a little more tangible..in a good way, no doubt.. ;-) Where was I, anyway.. .boys..being coy...hmmm..distractions...terrible combination! Just ask a group of scones...they will concur...without a doubt..
"So, Mama...how are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same???? Somebody's gonna lose a trailer....tisk-tisk...get it???? Swing...Swing, Mama!"
Ugh...where were we??? Being coy..and boys...OH, and hideous scones..yup...I will do my best to make this post adequate...please, do not cry...however..it is the weekend, and I had every intention of making up for my lack of post last night..much to my chagrin..I was a complete failure..oops...tomorrow, my friends..yup.in the mean time..Green Day World Tour 2005...I STILL can't get over that...I should...I've gotten over relationships quicker than that tour...sorry, fellas..hahahhaha...no offense...Yes..scones..shall we move along???
Pumpkin scones...pumpkin, sugar, egg, ginger, nutmeg, cinnamon, butter, vanilla, flour, baking powder..that's about it...
The cinnamon, was of the stick variety...so I was required to use my microplane zester..no complaints...Jeff got custody of the spice grinder...no worries..! It's a total adventure...actually, every day is an adventure over here on the west side..shhh.....
Mix it all up..Have no fear..Underdog is Here! hahahhaa...No, not really..There is no animated television dog in my kitchen..Just a real dog...who is over the top..and perhaps one that is inflatable..shhhh....!
Pumpkin scones...a bunch of punks if you ask me....You can tell by lookin'....yup.....hahahaha..
All great scones require frosting of sorts...I chose the cream cheese variety....nothing like a combination of Philly and Punks...isn't Philly filled with Punks??? I could be mistaken...that tends to happen....And I'm allowed to say that...being I am a PA kinda gal....at heart....and such...hahahahah..
Cream Cheese, Vanilla, Powdered Sugar...a hand mixer...yup!
I had this 'idea' that making the frosting 'orange' would be attractive....I should never trust my judgement..it's like that one time where I thought I would look great in...um, no...we won't go there...you probably do not want to know...I continue to cringe..yup..I do...anyhooo...my weird scones...
Pumpkin scones...with cheese whiz...that's exactly what they look like! Someone have a shovel??? Wanna dig a hole into which I can crawl..and take my scones???? Please do not judge...however, this one time I DO feel shame, and I will apologize..however, they were rather tasty...again DISTRACTIONS....hazardous to you health..and to scones..
Atypical Saturday...leading into an atypical Sunday....it's been an atypical month, if you were wondering...I suspect it has to do with boys...and being coy...and funny toys from the Fred Meyer...and rhyming...which is sublime...I have tons of time...it will tingle your spine...you'll wanna drink wine....it is all quite fine...once you are mine...we can dine..that is apropos, no?????? I shall quit while I am ahead...and will be here tomorrow..with real food..NO disasters...NO failure! WIP, my friends..total WIP....
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