Happy Palindrome Day!! It's a palindrome! In celebration of 11-11-11, of course...we no roll other way over here on the west side! It can be read the same way in either direction...HOW cool is THAT?!?!?
"Well, Mama...personally, I think it is Too Hot To Hoot!! Hahahaha...I'm getting the hang of this palindrome thingy..oh, nice new black fittens, BTW!"
Why, thank you Eves...they do rock..I love them! Just in time, too..it's cold here! We did go to The Fred Meyer...I'm totally at a loss..zero new toys all week! I may need to find a new store...so, tomorrow, when we go to DEQ, we will be searching out a new toy of some sort...we need a little excitement in these here parts, that's fo' sho'!
"Hey, Mama...Do Geese See God???" Well, E.V., I am sure they do right before they are hit with the shell from that hunter's ten gauge...merely a guess, of course...
See how much fun palindromes can be! It should be a holiday, like Arbor Day, or Make Your Bed Day, or Mother's Day...There are tons of bizarre and unique 'holidays.' We've gotten way too caught up in the excitement of palindromes...if one did not think that could ever be possible...come over to my place...you'll see....
"Um...Mama...SO, cat tacos!?!?!?! Is THAT the heavenly aroma emanating from the kitchen??? I'd love a cat taco, with extra guacamole, of course! And throw in a Tangy Gnat! tee-hee..."
She's sooo confused..I only use cat for soups and stews..they never, EVER make good tacos..nope...again, I speak from experience...when IS the last time you saw Scout and Jem....hahahahahahahaha...I am totally kidding! We had blackened game hen (Bird Rib) with cajun aioli and polenta fritters..don't get too excited..I blame that Evil Olive in my martini...the plating of the meal, complete and utter disaster..however, the preparation went rather smoothly...for the most part...
I'm A Fool; Aloof Am I...it was that sort of attitude that got Gertrude, the game hen, cuffed...her sass and such! At least I did find a great use for my pink, plastic handcuffs! No nonsense in this apartment...not on the west side..not on my watch..nope..
She was quickly put in her place..she understood...she does NOT get the Top Spot around here...that belongs to E.V...
Drizzled with olive oil, cajun spice rub, stuffed with onion and lemon wedges..I cannot truss a bird...can one trust someone unable to truss a bird???? Conundrum, no??? Well, like the poaching of eggs and the making of salsa...shall we add my inability to truss to this ever-growing list of inabilities...so I have this rather 'ghetto' technique...the wonders of aluminum foil...yup...shhhhh...
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So, Gertrude...Wanna Tan? Naw??? hahahahaahaha..she had no choice...the oven was her destiny...
Polenta combined with garlic, cayenne and minced red peppers
I chilled the mixture...cubed up colby jack cheese...formed balls with cheese in the middle...no need to panic...it's all good...my sweet moonbeam...
Assembled polenta fritters...with that sneaky cheese in the middle..you can't even see it! Incognito, one might be inclined to say...In Words, alas, Drown I....
Deep Fry your assembled fritters in oil...no harm..nope..none...yummy, too!
An aioli was made...I had no choice..nope..I Did, Did I....
Mayo, dijon mustard, tabasco, cajun spices, lemon juice, sugar and...I believe that was it..pretty much every condiment and spice in your pantry...and, yes, I have a pantry...
Again, it all did turn out..but I couldn't get it to look presentable on a plate..so you will never see those photos..they will remain a mystery until the end of time...unexplained..like The Shroud of Turin and the Bermuda Triangle and Chicken McNuggets...Honestly, it is all my fault..I will fall on my own sword, so to speak...I thought I could be fancy and carve Gertrude...I repeatedly watched an instructional video on The You Tube on such carving...well...I learned, the hard way, it takes more than a few views to perfect the art of bird carving...poor Gertrude ended up looking like I ran over her with my 4runner....multiple times....sooo...anywhooo...
"Ew! Eat a Ewe??? That's just plain gross, Mama...but those cat tacos...I totally am still into those..in case you were a curious kinda gal.."
Nah...out of frustration I made a peanut butter milkshake for dessert..it was rather delicious..And we are off...remember to Live Evil...hang out at a Llama Mall..it is a Mega Gem...next to My Gym, of course..Salt An Atlas...Senile Felines make for excellent soups and stews..shhhh...and hahahahaha...Enjoy a palindrome...they are fun...like, um...peanut butter milkshakes, and Billie Joe Crabstrong, and Jersey Boys, and bootie shaking, and cooking, and lots of other things...it will make a difference, Won't It Now???? Oh, and BTW, We Sew..hahahahaha....so absolutely and totally not!!!
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