"You know, Mama...no offense..but perhaps it would behoove you to, shall we say, to date...or leave the apartment...basically, mama..ya gotta find yourself a man...you're making me crazy!
She exaggerates...and says such things merely because I have, repeatedly, listened to the Glee version of 'Hey Soul Sister.' I LOVE THAT and Darren Chriss...feel free to propose...I'm available...and know all the words to the song..and can shake bootie...shhhh....As usual, I jest..again...I was overcome with adrenaline from that song...six hundred times later....nonetheless...I found another treasure at The Fred Meyer...I will allow the two followers to be seated...as to prevent any sort of bodily injury from the shock of my discovery...I'm a thoughtful kinda gal...always looking out for people and such..
Are You Ready....?????? For a creation, patent pending, mind you, for the amazing internet sensation.....
The Amazing Geyser Tube!!!! Little finger clap, folks...just a teeny-tiny one???? Not asking for much, here...
Now, again...with these home 'scientific experiments,' my expectations were rather minimal..I told everyone at the wall to meet me there at 4pm for the debut...a little 2 liter of diet coke, some mentos, and this 'device.' It allegedly will unlock mysteries of the world...hmmmmm...perhaps I missed a memo or something...however....it did deliver..like chainsaw jugglers..Check this OUT...
Shazam!! I have previously witnessed an eruption of this magnitude...just not from a roll of mentos.. Claims on the package delivered..met all expectations.. like chainsaw jugglers....It was awesome..I am performing an encore tomorrow at 4pm...some of The Wall friends missed, and were disappointed...and rightfully so...
I ran a few errands and picked up a few essentials for this evening's meal..Be patient..we'll get there...
"Oh, Mama...hurry up with my treat! I am a nervous wreck!! We should always fly slow and low..."
While out, I felt compelled to find an additional friend to Phinneaus and Phi...I know, I know...it is an affliction, as I have repeatedly professed...so I acquired another guy..I'm up to three now...They keep me company...shhh..the neighbors will begin to gossip..
Meet...Patch...you'll see in just a minute...patience, my friends....
Again..the world wide web debut...Patch...get it??? Not ONLY does he have a patch..but pumpkins...they grow in patches...hahahahahahahahahaha...Again, my knife skills are being questioned..he is toothless...has that disparaging and sneering toothless grin..like my other pumpkins...hmmm....perhaps I should heed the advice of an E.V...I am now officially accepting applications for a boyfriend..inquire within...
Here is my trio...the gang, so to speak...
My prancing and parading pumpkins...I told them to pipe down! Before they get us into a pickle...At least they don't wear pants....They are priceless...Pumpkins are the bee's buttons...yep...totally...like chainsaw jugglers, even..
"Mama. So how do you catch a unique animal??? Unique up on him...hahahahahahah..see..I need to eat..I keep telling you this and you never, ever listen..."
Alright...we have goofed around long enough..dinner is on my agenda..I do have an agenda...I always have an agenda..and tend to stick to said agenda...It is the right thing to do... Cajun chicken pasta...yep...chicken...I know..BUT it is delicious..the best a west-sider could do on this Friday night...for reals!
Chicken, onion, roma tomatoes, peppers, garlic, butter, cream and cajun seasoning...
You begin by chopping up the vegetables...No fingers were injured...well...no IMPORTANT fingers were injured..so, no worries...what does the pinky do, anyway..????
Begin by browning your cubed chicken that had previously been tossed in cajun spices...hot and spicy...nothing like a good toss...
Butter...olive oil..you can't go wrong...delicious..like jugglers of the chainsaw variety...
Once the chicken has been browned...remove and move along to the vegetables...use the force...you can do it...the force....Luke...use the force...
Ah, yes...speaking of the force...winkety-wink CSJ...but we shall now address the Skillet Of Justice..or SOJ in the world of acronym...it is powerful...it does great things..and warrants a shout out..perhaps a fist in the air...it cannot be beaten..not even by the Lone Foodie and her cape..nope...the SOJ rules the planet....until the end of time..or at least until next week...
Once you have 'taken care of' the vegetables..they are removed and the sauce is created...with love...and precision...I'm a precise kinda gal...in case you were wondering..
Mixed Up..great CD by the Cure...but getting back to food...I deglazed with a little vermouth, added cream cheese and whipping cream...again, ZERO calories...once you create the sauce...add the cooked chicken and vegetables...in addition to a little more cajun spice and some cayenne...the hotter...the better...hot rocks, like knee socks...and bee's buttons..and the bloodhound gang..and Darren Chriss...and chainsaw jugglers..
As usual...my mind..wandered..but I will NOW focus...the final meal...this lighting thing is killing me.. with the time changes and such...I almost need special lights...kinda like me...but special in a different way...regardless...dinner, my friends...
Cajun Chicken Pasta...Now it tasted Delicious....but E.V. had a complaint, or two..
"Well, Mama...this is tasty..but I think you need more cowbell...totally...your sauce needs more cowbell...Just sayin'"
Now my little gaggle of pumpkins wish to say goodnight to the world wide web...I have educated them on the mysteries of this world wide web...and they are curious...please humor them...they mean well..
We need more cowbell...
Th-th-th-th-th-that's all folks...Experiment...Geyser Tubes..like chainsaw jugglers are geyser-ific....Go-Go Gadget Geyser!!! Wowsers!! Again, knee socks are the fashion choice of today..Pipes rock....Hey soul sister...hmmm..excellent...get up..you're asleep at the wheel..So, long..my friends....And you can NEVER have too much cowbell...Just sayin'
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