"Ya, know, Mama...what is a grape nut...???? Cereal??? A nut??? A grape??? I just don't know..It puzzles me...and boggles my mind...hmmmm...."
While it may rain in Portland, much to the chagrin of most...IT is ALWAYS Sunny in Philadelphia (although their airport is the armpit of the US..well, maybe New Jersey...no offense...but I speak from experience, and it is...and I am an east coast gal..allowed to say such things...)...That Charlie Day...call me...yes, for reals! Does your cat make too much noise??? Kitten mittens.. The hammer of Thor..priceless..Danny Devito in skinny jeans...even better...ugh...The You Tube..I LOVE it!!
So..Eves...what IS your favorite hobby??? "Um, well, Mama..it's magnets! I'm a wildcard, baby..."....hahahahahahha
Now, aside from our distractions on this so-called The You-Tube thing...we did venture off to The Fred Meyer...My foot is a tad better....at least enough to warrant a trip to The Fred Meyer, shall we say...we still lurched..
Ginormous puffy foot is still ginormous..and puffy..but has a fetching tattoo...and it is the end of my career as an ankle model...no need to shed any tears...it was not all that lucrative of a career...not like telecom...hahahahaha...
Putting ginormous puffy foot aside for a moment, and going back to The Fred Meyer...they have EVERYTHING, as I have previously mentioned...Today, my friends, I got something super-duper awesome...and I only did because ginormous puffy foot insisted I make this purchase...a magic wand....*insert gasp here..* yep! It is powerful and magical..and, coincidentally, identical to the magical wand one certain chainsaw juggler owns...shhhhh... I took it over to the wall..it was a hit...I have been shaking bootie with it all night long...The Green Day World Tour 2005 is seven billion times better with a powerful wand...it is...for reals...as is Hey Soul Sister and Raise Your Glass..I know...I promised to stop...but I just cannot! These afflictions...I need help...chainsaw jugger...please come help and bring your powerful wand...I wanna make some comparisons..!!! Here is a shot of my super-awesome new magical wand..
The powerful wand with me in the kitchen..I will impart a little secret advice..a PSA of sorts...Wand twirling and hot burners do not mix..especially a wand with highly flamable ribbons..yikes! I had scissors...and a fire extinguisher...so you'll never even notice.. shhhhhh...
"Oh, Mama...the face...the face...do NOT burn or injure the face...that is catastrophic...and at your age...you need all the help you can get...sorry..just sayin'"
We have gotten sooo off-track...and our focus was on food..it was..for reals! I blame chainsaw jugglers...it is always the fault of a chainsaw juggler..yep...totes.. So...for dinner we had chicken..yep..I know...well, don't blame me..ginormous puffy foot insisted on chicken, a baked potato, spinach salad and some ice cream. I am afraid of ginormous puffy foot, and listen to everything she says....it is best..shhhhh....we do not want to anger this puffy foot...she is ginormous and puffy and sort of on the edge...hahahahahahahah...
Drum-roll...please........for the chicken...of the La Diable variety..that's French..yep..ooooooh, la la...hahaha..that's the extent of my French...well, unless you count kissing...hahahahah...anyway..it means hot and fiery..alright..I promise, I have NO comment here...although ten million comments are spinning through my head right now... ;-)
Chicken, dijon mustard, bread crumbs, egg, flour and cayenne (flour and cayenne not pictured...they overslept..it happens to the best of us!)
We also made a spinach sald with bacon dressing...wanna see some bacon shakin'???? NO,...well...too bad...Otherwise...you'll see some bootie shakin' and I KNOW you do NOT want to see that..tisk-tisk...
Fry up some bacon for the dressin' I have decided to omit the letter 'g' for the rest of this blo'.....and replace it with an accent... hahahahahaha
After you have fried up the bacon..remove and deglaze with a little sherry, add dijon, sugar and onion powder....
It is YUMMY..Like chainsaw jugglers, actually..
It is a vital component to the salad...you will soon see...you will...I promise you..
Spinach...hard boiled egg..carrots...
While all of the chopping and boiling and such went on...the chicken cooked...
Photos and explanations did exist regarding the breading and cooking process of this chicken...but they were mysterious and unknown and not discussed...like the Zapruder film...shhhh...
We'll just eat..ginormous puffy foot is eager for ice cream...and she hurts...and wishes to be carried around...still accepting applications for one who can provide piggy back rides...
Again...KISS and SWAK...the side was a baked potato and was really needed..well, the butter and the sour cream and the salt...so that side was simple....lame..., none the less... I secreltly made a pan sauce for the chicken ..but, then again I am a saucy gal and cannot help myself...yo yo...what's the deal-io!
Magic wands rock..SUPER-DUPER rock and are so fun to shake bootie with around the house...they are tremendous fun...are powerful...identical to the magically powerful wand possessed by a chainsaw juggler..chicken never lets you down...kitten mittens rock...Danny Devito should never wear skinny jeans..it really is not always sunny in Philadelphia, however, the show is a scream...Charlie rocks....as do Darren and Billie Joe and this particular boy scout over on the east side...I WILL become one of the Warblers..if the ACLU doesn't help me out..I will call Gloria Allred..she'll help me become a Warbler...hahahahahaha..I'll stop...bestill my little heart...Thank you for your patience...So raise your glass! Hey..hey..hey..TONIGHT!
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