The Newest Member of the Apartment....And he glows...no name, though...didn't warrant one...won't be around long enough...sorry pen....
Being an accounts payable sorta gal.....for a living, mind you....I will let you in on a little secret....a corporate world secret.....shhhhhhhh.....bills get paid only with magic pens...ladies wearing glasses on chains.....have these special pens with which they write....on these previously aforementioned bills.....they write all over them...weird things..but somehow they get paid...THE MAGIC OF THE PEN! That's all I will say..again...shhhhhh.....And I have one of those...all of my bills can breathe a gigantic sigh of relief.....yep...totally...because not only do I rock..I roll...but only in my free time...totes...(thanks amy)
"Mama...that is CRAZY! Just like Brian Fellow...although he is not an accredited zoologist...."
Pens aside we did cook...a stew...it was rainy...and wet...and dark...and perfect for certain activities involving heaps with those that juggle chainsaws...however...things never work out according to plan...so..what do you do???!!!???
You lurch around....would you like to see my hideously disgusting ankle????? NO??? Well, too bad...you have no choice...I suffer...you suffer...it's a two-way street...sorry, folks...
It hurts...it aches...please send help immediately..it's fat...and not PHAT...I wish I were pretty, hot and tempting...but, alas, I am SLIM...super lame, I'm mediocre..
After we finished lurching...we did cook...I know..we did..we really, for reals did! Cross my heart and hope to die..speaking of crossing...that Darren Criss...he still rocks..like knee socks..and I cannot get him out of my mind....
"Mama...is a donkey and a mule the same thing???? That's CRAZY!!!"
Ah, yes....Safari Planet and Brian Fellow...a TOTAL HOOT...Now tonight, I made a stew..Glen Stew...after Watkins Glen....Eons ago...when I was a Pennsylvania Resident and had a husband..we would go to Watkins Glen..in New York...to watch races..of the sportscar variety..Saleen...Panoz...Audi..the old F1 Camel Car...the rumble of engines in your chest..the smell of fuel..Paul Newman...Dario Franchitti..the six hour race...HSR...vintage...I saw it all...and it was phenomenal.and one of the things I truly miss....anyway, back to my stew...there were a large group of us that always attended this three day beer-party fest...and we planned meals... we always made a stew...it was the right thing to do..hearty...tasty..warm and delicious...I shall refrain....
"Mama...Once I saw a video of a monkey washing a cat...THAT'S CRAZY!!!"
Now to make this stew..it requires homemade pasta..
Semolina flour, regular flour, eggs and olive oil..simple...perfect...delicious....enough said...
You need to roll it out and cut up into pieces...Worth every moment....It is Sunday...what else ya gonna do..CSJ....suggestions...????
Once it is rolled out...you cut it up...it doesn't hurt...nope...not one bit..have no fears!
Here is a secret...shhhhhh...while you do this....shake bootie...to Hey Soul Sister...yep...sorry...can't help myself...Darren Chriss is soooooooooo cute... I'd cut a rug with him any day...well, him and a particular chainsaw juggler....shhhhhhhh...I do have a reputation...yeah..hard to believe, no...??? Perhaps a tad tarnished..but that would be another blog all in itself...hahahhahah...kiddding, my friends...JK..totes!
Moving along to the veggies for our stew...it is the right thing to do...we shall not go askew...there's something about you....your hue...what a view...whew....
Beef, onion, mushrooms, carrots, beans, garlic....I ended up not using that suspicious looking potato...he had his eye on me...but I am a wise gal...wise beyond my years..yep...I know..never trust a potato...especially those with suspicious eyes...I read about it on the Google..
"Mama...does this donkey fix cars???? That's CRAZY!!!!!!" That Brian Fellow..He loves animals and they love him back! That bird better pray he didn't screw up my credit!
Hmmm...where was I....thinking about delicious chainsaw jugglers...mmm..well, yeah, fo'sho', but we have a stew with which we need to contend...
On the stovetop...no pasta yet..simply stew...in the dutch oven of righteousness..no doubt...I roll no other way...well I do..but that is another blog, I am sure...tisk-tisk..
"The rain forest????? That sounds wet!! That's CRAZY!!!!"
Finally...Brian Fellow aside..we did eat...again...this lighting situation is a huge thorn in my side...I challenge the sun to a match...I'll show him a thing or two or three..he'll be sorry he messed with The Lone Foodie...a super-hero ninja from the west side...I have a cape...and boots...I mean business..for reals! And I know all of the words to King for a Day..so...there...shazam...jerky sun...take that!
See!! Told ya!! Like most everything else...it looks way better in person...face to face, one might say...like chainsaw jugglers...
As usual..thank you for enduring our lame humor...it is immature..but I am just a simple-minded kinda gal..King for a Day rocks...like, ah, em...knee socks..you know it! That and Brian Fellow...He is not an accredited zoologist....but...he does love animals and they love him back...I shall return...lurching around on my broken foot...it is not PHAT...sorry...I wish it were..however, it has not kept me from shaking bootie in my chair...shake some bootie..it is a hoot...just like my super-duper awesome super-hero neighbor that helped me out tonight...I cannot thank him enough...he rocks..and he can apreciate awesome cookware...like Green Day and CSJ's...just in case, there was a slight possibilty you had forgotten...That's CRAZY!!!! hahahahahahaha Now will someome show up and carry me down to my car...this ankle issue..I hurt..I need help...yeah...in more ways than one can imagine... ;-)
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